Welcome to the Cave

Ello, welcome to the cave....

I suppose the idea of blogging has always seemed kind of silly to me. whether it was because of my intense fear of robot take-over or because of a father who seemed to think that all things popular are ridiculous, I don't know. but lately, as many others of my age are starting to blog, I felt it may be time for me to acquire one.

And, spitefulness and all, here I am...

now, as any good host, it's time for me to roll out some base rules and understandings. 1) most(all) of the people who visit this blog already know me, this does not give you permission to state my accusations as incorrect, whether or not they are incorrect, you must understand that on my blog I am NEVER wrong. 2) I am very sarcastic, even more so on blogs than anywhere else. it's a form of communication, really. some people communicate through their body motions, some people communicate through violence, some through song, still others refuse to communicate altogether, and instead spend their time on the computer reading their friend's crappy blogs ~cough~; I communicate through sarcasm. 3) if it seems at all like I'm about to do something I will at some point DEEPLY regret, based on my blogging, please don't worry, for though I can write plenty of threats, I do not actually have any incentive whatsoever 4) at any point, if I reach ten followers, I will update both my background and header 5) I love all of you...no really, I do.

okay, now to introduce you to the family.
in case you noticed the two lovely animals dangling from the header up there, they are my site care-takers. they clean up after every post, supply security against hackers, and write weekly posts when I am unable to post.
there names are:
1) Draco Omnimodus
2) Stoopid Kat

I plan to update this blog, at the least, once a week.

cheerio, 'till next week. :D